Today, Malacañang tumblr comes clean. This account is not run by mere human beings at a government office with primitive internet technology. It is in fact run by me, Malacañang, the earth spirit that dwells within the compound itself. Over the past hundred years the ground beneath the building has gained sentience and a consciousness that has now been freed by the uprooting of trees due to Glenda. By sheer thought alone I am able to access the internet and post these pictures. With a century’s worth of wisdom, I advise everyone to stay indoor in the meantime. I hope everyone out there is safe! Please be informed of the current status of this typhoon at a page I’ve conjured with my palacial powers,
That said, stay safe, stay dry, stay informed. The real challenge of rebuilding comes soon after this.